YOGA JOKES
A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave discovers a single bat STANDING upright underneath on the floor of the cave. Surprised by this unusual behavior, they ask this fellow: "What's wrong with you? What are you doing down there?" And the fellow shouts back: "Yoga!"
Knock knock
Who's there?
Yoga
Yoga who?
Yoga to try this, it feels amazing.
A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails down to the quick was advised by a friend to take up yoga. She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally. Her friend asked her if yoga had totally cured her nervousness. "No," she replied, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead." Yoga police: "You have the right to remain silent!"
Q: What do yoga meditation and an apple peeler have in common?
A: They both take you to the core.
In yoga, it's just one thing after another -- breathe, breathe, breathe
Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape....
